;; Lessons in Logic ;;

>If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity

>I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

>Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?

>If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

>Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

>How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

>Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

>One should love animals. They are so tasty.

>Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

>Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

>The wise never marry; and when they marry they become otherwise.

>Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

>Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

>Your future depends on your dreams! So go to sleep!!

>There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning

>Hard work never killed anybody; But why take the risk

>Work fascinates me' >I can look at it for hours

>God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

>The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget, The more you forget, the less you know .........So.. why learn?!

>A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say